Why Lauren Phillips Is Struggling to Book Work After Leaving Her Agent
Emily Williams ·
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Lauren Phillips left her agent and is now self-booking. She's learning the hard way that in this industry, not being married to your agent makes it tough to land work. Here's the inside scoop.
It seems Lauren Phillips has left Momma Sandra McCarthy at OC Modeling and is now self-booking. And honestly? She's finding out just how tough it is to land gigs in this business when you're not married to your agent. POW BOOM BANG.
For those who don't know, Lauren was married to her former agent Jonathan Morgan at Nexxxt Level. They tied the knot at an Elvis chapel in Vegas in late 2020. It was very touching.
That marriage didn't last long. Between copious amounts of cocaine and Jonathan sticking his dick in anything with a heartbeat—including Kiki D'Aire—it just wasn't meant to be. Lauren, copious means a large amount, used in a sentence: Lauren went to the all-you-can-eat buffet and ate such a copious amount of Crab Rangoon that The Deadliest Catch got renewed for five more seasons.
### The Real Reason She Worked So Much
Many times, when a director would contact Jonathan or Andre to hire a girl for a scene, they'd be told that the girl wasn't available—but Lauren was. That's why she worked so much. Too bad Andre Madness didn't have any balls to stop that.
Lauren and Jonathan in happier times.
### What Self-Booking Really Means
Self-booking sounds freeing, but it comes with its own set of headaches:
- You have to hustle for every gig—no more insider favors.
- You lose the "package deal" advantage that came with being the agent's wife.
- You're competing with younger talent who have agents actively pushing them.
- You handle all the negotiations, scheduling, and follow-ups yourself.
Lauren, did you try sleeping with Sandra? I'm sure she could use a break from the 20-year-olds to sleep with someone only a few years younger than her. And much like your ex-husband who would eat dinner at 4 p.m., Sandra qualifies for the senior discount too.
### A Personal Favorite for the Uninitiated
Here's a personal favorite for those who don't know who BBW Lauren Phillips is. And there are many of you. Thanks to Erika Icon, aka Shrek Greenberg, for making us aware of this.
### The Takeaway
In this industry, who you know—and who you're married to—can make or break your career. Lauren's story is a reminder that talent alone isn't always enough. You need connections, timing, and a little luck. And maybe a good lawyer.
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